I think I know why there are so many accidents in the bathroom. The tub is a dangerous place. At the bottom of our tub we have stick-on fish that our feet can grip. We also have a small handle on the back side of the tub as well as a window ledge above it. But getting into the tub to take a shower is somewhat precarious. We have to negotiate ten bottles sitting on the front edge of the tub. There is also a soap dish with a bar of soap in it. I’m not allowed to use that one. I have my own on a shelf at the front of the tub. When I get in, I usually knock down some of the bottles. At least it’s the bottles and not me! I don’t bother to pick them up; and when I step on them, I about go down. My wife says she needs all of them. There are several different types of shampoos, conditioners, and body wash, one is a face scrub, and two are tiny hotel sample bottles. Those are the most dangerous. They are too small to see when I step on them.
How come women need so many bottles to shower with? I know that the Bible says that Eve was a helpmate for Adam. I wonder how many bottles she used.
I know we all love our wives, but watch out for those bottles! I leave a lot of dirt in the tub, so I guess she puts up with me, as well!
Here’s a footnote. Since writing this, several of those bottles have disappeared!